








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 944 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 88 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4574 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,807 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2223 | 28% |
| Smokes | 2570 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 1004 | 13% |
| Molotovs | 2010 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,196,843 of utility $187 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 69 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ibao | 63% | 27 |
| #2 | ጿኈቼዽጿኈቼዽAnyway | 61% | 54 |
| #3 | 八奈見杏菜 | 61% | 74 |
| #4 | Arfaria (*・ω・)✄ ひ | 57% | 129 |
| #5 | SLT2k | 56% | 170 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SLT2k | 433 | 0.13 | 8 min |
| #2 | Arfaria (*・ω・)✄ ひ | 418 | 0.16 | 12 min |
| #3 | Silver_01☆NOOB | 306 | 0.14 | 9 min |
| #4 | ጿኈቼዽጿኈቼዽAnyway | 279 | 0.26 | 9 min |
| #5 | 八奈見杏菜 | 238 | 0.17 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | No Fear In My Heart | +4.45 | 90 | 58 |
| #2 | SLT2k | +1.23 | 88 | 54 |
| #3 | PokerFace | +0.94 | 83 | 71 |
| #4 | 千早 愛音 | +0.47 | 75 | 67 |
| #5 | Need More Practice | +0.11 | 58 | 51 |





