








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 808 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 213 matches | ||
| Wingman | 118 matches | ||
| Faceit | 114 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4085 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,647 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1745 | 20% |
| Smokes | 2072 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 3105 | 36% |
| Molotovs | 1725 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,946,766 of utility $204 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 541 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tohtori | 62% | 146 |
| #2 | ZEXX | 60% | 113 |
| #3 | Saku-Setä | 57% | 61 |
| #4 | Sodomy | 46% | 84 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tohtori | 62% | 146 |
| #2 | ZEXX | 60% | 113 |
| #3 | Saku-Setä | 57% | 61 |
| #4 | Sodomy | 46% | 84 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tohtori | 4 | 0.0016 |
| #2 | ZEXX | 3 | 0.0013 |
| #3 | Sodomy | 1 | 0.0006 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ZEXX | 311 | 0.14 | 10 min |
| #2 | Tohtori | 257 | 0.10 | 6 min |
| #3 | Sodomy | 195 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| #4 | Saku-Setä | 180 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tohtori | +2.22 | 84 | 62 |
| #2 | paakari | +1.34 | 87 | 52 |
| #3 | Saku-Setä | +1.13 | 73 | 71 |
| #4 | ZEXX | +0.05 | 74 | 64 |
| #5 | Sodomy | -0.26 | 72 | 56 |





