








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 26 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 354 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




22 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3536 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,937 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1833 | 18% |
| Smokes | 2613 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 2891 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 2600 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,425,595 of utility $165 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 13 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ⛧ICR | 62% | 29 |
| #2 | Chbel0 | 51% | 45 |
| #3 | ImagineWagon | 51% | 226 |
| #4 | Deptraiii | 50% | 318 |
| #5 | Fl1cker | 46% | 39 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ⛧ICR | 62% | 29 |
| #2 | Chbel0 | 51% | 45 |
| #3 | ImagineWagon | 51% | 226 |
| #4 | Deptraiii | 50% | 318 |
| #5 | Fl1cker | 46% | 39 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ImagineWagon | 35 | 0.0073 |
| #2 | Deptraiii | 25 | 0.0036 |
| #3 | ⛧ICR | 6 | 0.0101 |
| #4 | Chbel0 | 3 | 0.0032 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Deptraiii | 1000 | 0.15 | 25 min |
| #2 | ImagineWagon | 282 | 0.06 | 6 min |
| #3 | Fl1cker | 134 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| #4 | ⛧ICR | 81 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #5 | Chbel0 | 44 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ImagineWagon | +2.16 | 68 | 38 |
| #2 | ⛧ICR | +1.20 | 71 | 72 |
| #3 | FearStylz | +0.07 | 51 | 52 |
| #4 | Deptraiii | -0.25 | 36 | 67 |
| #5 | Chbel0 | -0.48 | 67 | 46 |





