








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 5 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 38 matches | ||
| Wingman | 12 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
665 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,759 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 236 | 13% |
| Smokes | 399 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 629 | 36% |
| Molotovs | 495 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $348,126 of utility $214 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 22 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fl0oD | 100% | 6 |
| #2 | ⛧ICR | 62% | 47 |
| #3 | FearStylz | 51% | 45 |
| #4 | ImagineWagon | 51% | 57 |
| #5 | Deptraiii | 50% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fl0oD | 100% | 6 |
| #2 | ⛧ICR | 62% | 47 |
| #3 | FearStylz | 51% | 45 |
| #4 | ImagineWagon | 51% | 57 |
| #5 | Deptraiii | 50% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ImagineWagon | 10 | 0.0081 |
| #2 | ⛧ICR | 6 | 0.0068 |
| #3 | Deptraiii | 6 | 0.0113 |
| #4 | Fl0oD | 3 | 0.0234 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ⛧ICR | 105 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #2 | FearStylz | 60 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #3 | ImagineWagon | 59 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #4 | Deptraiii | 55 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #5 | Fl0oD | 20 | 0.16 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fl0oD | +5.10 | 78 | 78 |
| #2 | ⛧ICR | +1.42 | 73 | 62 |
| #3 | ImagineWagon | +0.92 | 70 | 38 |
| #4 | Chbel0 | -0.32 | 69 | 45 |
| #5 | FearStylz | -0.52 | 50 | 45 |





