








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 696 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 336 matches | ||
| Faceit | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 33 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6425 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,603 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4491 | 26% |
| Smokes | 4791 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 4172 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 4149 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,094,134 of utility $107 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 791 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ Jri | 58% | 33 |
| #2 | JeePPa | 51% | 57 |
| #3 | Pitahaya | 51% | 75 |
| #4 | Ruoska | 50% | 306 |
| #5 | kojeM | 49% | 124 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Ruoska | 50% | 306 |
| #5 | kojeM | 49% | 124 |
| #6 | ug1MMM | 49% | 53 |
| #7 | ELpugi | 49% | 121 |
| #8 | Yufa | 47% | 38 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kojeM | 7 | 0.0027 |
| #2 | Ruoska | 4 | 0.0006 |
| #3 | ELpugi | 4 | 0.0016 |
| #4 | ug1MMM | 3 | 0.0027 |
| #5 | JeePPa | 2 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ruoska | 910 | 0.14 | 23 min |
| #2 | kojeM | 639 | 0.25 | 16 min |
| #3 | ELpugi | 300 | 0.12 | 10 min |
| #4 | ug1MMM | 221 | 0.20 | 5 min |
| #5 | ✪ Jri | 149 | 0.23 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BananaBomb23 | +4.07 | 87 | 67 |
| #2 | ✪ Jri | -0.10 | 75 | 71 |
| #3 | kojeM | -0.62 | 78 | 60 |
| #4 | JeePPa | -0.73 | 59 | 69 |
| #5 | Ruoska | -1.03 | 67 | 66 |





