








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 9 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 3 different maps



Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
33 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 40 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 16 | 40% |
| Smokes | 0 | 0% |
| HE Grenades | 14 | 35% |
| Molotovs | 10 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $13,950 of utility $106 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BustMaxxing | 100% | 2 |
| #2 | justin | 33% | 6 |
| #3 | Aveoh | 33% | 6 |
| #4 | riley | 33% | 6 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BustMaxxing | 100% | 2 |
| #2 | justin | 33% | 6 |
| #3 | Aveoh | 33% | 6 |
| #4 | riley | 33% | 6 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | justin | 3 | 0.0229 |
| #2 | Aveoh | 1 | 0.0076 |
| #3 | riley | 1 | 0.0076 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | justin | 15 | 0.11 | 0 min |
| #2 | riley | 10 | 0.08 | 0 min |
| #3 | BustMaxxing | 6 | 0.13 | 0 min |
| #4 | Aveoh | 1 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | justin | +3.18 | 75 | 50 |
| #2 | BustMaxxing | +2.21 | 94 | 72 |
| #3 | riley | +0.75 | 77 | 26 |
| #4 | Aveoh | -1.58 | 57 | 16 |
| #5 | style | -1.59 | 33 | 30 |





