








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1459 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 421 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 140 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 131 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 128 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 121 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 106 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 76 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 63 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Faceit | 10 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 72 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




47 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9622 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 41,737 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8861 | 21% |
| Smokes | 15045 | 36% |
| HE Grenades | 6110 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 11721 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,293,560 of utility $88 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2604 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zoNg[db] | 60% | 248 |
| #2 | Fenty Wap | 51% | 83 |
| #3 | MuscleFreak123 | 48% | 256 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zoNg[db] | 60% | 248 |
| #2 | Fenty Wap | 51% | 83 |
| #3 | MuscleFreak123 | 48% | 256 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MuscleFreak123 | 38 | 0.0075 |
| #2 | zoNg[db] | 13 | 0.0025 |
| #3 | Fenty Wap | 4 | 0.0024 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MuscleFreak123 | 460 | 0.09 | 9 min |
| #2 | zoNg[db] | 226 | 0.04 | 5 min |
| #3 | Fenty Wap | 127 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BustMaxxing | +2.90 | 72 | 52 |
| #2 | zoNg[db] | +2.46 | 82 | 57 |
| #3 | MuscleFreak123 | +0.91 | 55 | 38 |
| #4 | Fenty Wap | +0.63 | 51 | 59 |





