








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 447 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 80 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 25 matches | ||
| Faceit | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 32 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




74 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3787 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,449 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2506 | 24% |
| Smokes | 2621 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 2389 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 2933 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $778,981 of utility $128 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 691 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ron | 69% | 158 |
| #2 | z | 68% | 190 |
| #3 | nhh | 67% | 140 |
| #4 | ubujh | 67% | 18 |
| #5 | noth1ng | 66% | 109 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | noth1ng | 66% | 109 |
| #6 | bơ | 65% | 127 |
| #7 | :brokenheart: | 61% | 71 |
| #8 | Cucumber | 55% | 20 |
| #9 | fernals- | 43% | 23 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | z | 44 | 0.0121 |
| #2 | ron | 5 | 0.0017 |
| #3 | fernals- | 5 | 0.0117 |
| #4 | nhh | 4 | 0.0015 |
| #5 | :brokenheart: | 3 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | z | 652 | 0.18 | 13 min |
| #2 | nhh | 433 | 0.16 | 9 min |
| #3 | bơ | 354 | 0.14 | 8 min |
| #4 | noth1ng | 160 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #5 | :brokenheart: | 142 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | z | +2.98 | 81 | 60 |
| #2 | Tôi không biết chơi game | +2.82 | 84 | 59 |
| #3 | nhh | +2.33 | 90 | 58 |
| #4 | noth1ng | +0.68 | 84 | 53 |
| #5 | fernals- | -0.17 | 75 | 43 |





