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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 520 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 35 matches | ||
| Premier | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 20 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2267 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,260 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1701 | 32% |
| Smokes | 1128 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 1135 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 1296 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $497,927 of utility $141 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 229 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Yami ヅヅ | 80% | 20 |
| #2 | z | 69% | 122 |
| #3 | ron | 68% | 123 |
| #4 | Tôi không biết chơi game | 67% | 140 |
| #5 | bơ | 67% | 96 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | bơ | 67% | 96 |
| #6 | noth1ng | 65% | 43 |
| #7 | :brokenheart: | 63% | 38 |
| #8 | Cucumber | 58% | 24 |
| #9 | HA7E | 55% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tôi không biết chơi game | 44 | 0.0165 |
| #2 | z | 22 | 0.0097 |
| #3 | ron | 5 | 0.0022 |
| #4 | bơ | 3 | 0.0016 |
| #5 | :brokenheart: | 2 | 0.0028 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | z | 437 | 0.19 | 10 min |
| #2 | Tôi không biết chơi game | 421 | 0.16 | 11 min |
| #3 | bơ | 253 | 0.14 | 6 min |
| #4 | ron | 99 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| #5 | :brokenheart: | 71 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tôi không biết chơi game | +3.00 | 85 | 63 |
| #2 | z | +2.58 | 80 | 60 |
| #3 | nhh | +2.52 | 89 | 58 |
| #4 | noth1ng | +1.26 | 83 | 50 |
| #5 | :brokenheart: | -0.28 | 67 | 58 |





