








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 18 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 48 matches | ||
| Faceit | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
787 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,004 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 238 | 12% |
| Smokes | 413 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 775 | 39% |
| Molotovs | 578 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $75,954 of utility $34 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | POTKAŇ | 47% | 45 |
| #6 | JagoSK | 46% | 41 |
| #7 | making [L]ight | 44% | 80 |
| #8 | Ⓨⓞⓖⓘ | 41% | 76 |
| #9 | RiteroXaperleBax | 38% | 32 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | making [L]ight | 283 | 0.17 | 8 min |
| #2 | Ⓨⓞⓖⓘ | 92 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #3 | POTKAŇ | 92 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #4 | JagoSK | 39 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #5 | k1llo; | 29 | 0.22 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | k1llo; | +10.28 | 98 | 77 |
| #2 | PariK | +2.35 | 80 | 60 |
| #3 | POTKAŇ | +2.19 | 78 | 58 |
| #4 | making [L]ight | +1.65 | 69 | 75 |
| #5 | RiteroXaperleBax | -0.25 | 41 | 59 |





