








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 442 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 130 matches | ||
| Premier | 116 matches | ||
| Faceit | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3279 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,020 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3822 | 32% |
| Smokes | 3235 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 3448 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 1515 | 13% |
Our logs show you have wasted $650,122 of utility $99 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 214 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | RiteroXaperleBax | 50% | 62 |
| #5 | Ⓨⓞⓖⓘ | 49% | 302 |
| #6 | POTKAŇ | 46% | 96 |
| #7 | JagoSK | 46% | 120 |
| #8 | 𝔇ծ₥︎1ɳ4♰0☈︎θ$™ | 44% | 80 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ⓨⓞⓖⓘ | 5 | 0.0009 |
| #2 | POTKAŇ | 5 | 0.0024 |
| #3 | k1llo; | 3 | 0.0055 |
| #4 | JagoSK | 2 | 0.0008 |
| #5 | 𝔇ծ₥︎1ɳ4♰0☈︎θ$™ | 1 | 0.0006 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ⓨⓞⓖⓘ | 261 | 0.05 | 6 min |
| #2 | POTKAŇ | 189 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| #3 | JagoSK | 126 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| #4 | k1llo; | 106 | 0.19 | 3 min |
| #5 | RiteroXaperleBax | 54 | 0.04 | 2 min |





