








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 807 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 744 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 72 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4522 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 22,192 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2422 | 11% |
| Smokes | 5479 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 8085 | 36% |
| Molotovs | 6206 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $4,269,729 of utility $237 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 423 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Origin_Føcus_WEED_LVL420 | 86 | 0.0048 |
| #2 | Iron Man | 19 | 0.0028 |
| #3 | Rucksack | 18 | 0.0034 |
| #4 | FIAT PANDA PEEK | 12 | 0.0052 |
| #5 | eliothrlcs CSGOSKINS CS.PRO | 6 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Origin_Føcus_WEED_LVL420 | 4493 | 0.25 | 99 min |
| #2 | Iron Man | 856 | 0.13 | 21 min |
| #3 | Rucksack | 503 | 0.09 | 10 min |
| #4 | eliothrlcs CSGOSKINS CS.PRO | 386 | 0.10 | 6 min |
| #5 | Skoodjenny | 237 | 0.12 | 5 min |





