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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
659 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 493 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 151 | 31% |
| Smokes | 14 | 3% |
| HE Grenades | 260 | 53% |
| Molotovs | 68 | 14% |
Our logs show you have wasted $160,325 of utility $80 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 6 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MIKU SKINS CS2.ME | 67% | 6 |
| #2 | King Of Pornombka | 55% | 11 |
| #3 | Barciej | 43% | 28 |
| #4 | Abdullah Nasrallah Wisimullacha | 42% | 81 |
| #5 | Most Valuable Flopper | 40% | 60 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | grajpap | +4.48 | 84 | 59 |
| #2 | Guwnik | -0.09 | 58 | 10 |
| #3 | Abdullah Nasrallah Wisimullacha | -0.65 | 41 | 44 |
| #4 | Barciej | -1.80 | 58 | 39 |
| #5 | King Of Pornombka | -2.44 | 22 | 20 |





