








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 44 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 29 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
304 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,626 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 532 | 33% |
| Smokes | 511 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 235 | 14% |
| Molotovs | 348 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $58,184 of utility $83 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BernuB | 100% | 2 |
| #2 | Routalemmen Pekka | 100% | 2 |
| #3 | Pkotka | 100% | 2 |
| #4 | Perä_carry | 100% | 2 |
| #5 | Candle | 100% | 4 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Candle | 1 | 0.0128 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Routalemmen Pekka | +4.20 | 42 | 77 |
| #2 | BernuB | +3.72 | 69 | 65 |
| #3 | Jockeri | +2.74 | 80 | 69 |
| #4 | HASSE | +2.21 | 50 | 75 |
| #5 | Pkotka | +1.97 | 24 | 67 |





