








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 263 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 341 matches | ||
| Renown | 41 matches | ||
| Faceit | 30 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 32 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




61 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5419 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,785 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5192 | 25% |
| Smokes | 5748 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 5382 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 4463 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,225,641 of utility $172 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 105 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Schniedel Castro | 50% | 451 |
| #2 | AtiusTirawa™ | 49% | 215 |
| #3 | Hades | 49% | 189 |
| #4 | ☆ Fiftylaren ☆ | 45% | 233 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Schniedel Castro | 50% | 451 |
| #2 | AtiusTirawa™ | 49% | 215 |
| #3 | Hades | 49% | 189 |
| #4 | ☆ Fiftylaren ☆ | 45% | 233 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Schniedel Castro | 41 | 0.0043 |
| #2 | ☆ Fiftylaren ☆ | 14 | 0.0028 |
| #3 | AtiusTirawa™ | 14 | 0.0031 |
| #4 | Hades | 8 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Schniedel Castro | 899 | 0.09 | 23 min |
| #2 | AtiusTirawa™ | 736 | 0.16 | 18 min |
| #3 | ☆ Fiftylaren ☆ | 608 | 0.12 | 14 min |
| #4 | Hades | 305 | 0.08 | 9 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | R3alkeepr | +1.28 | 68 | 68 |
| #2 | Hades | +0.20 | 59 | 65 |
| #3 | AtiusTirawa™ | +0.12 | 63 | 68 |
| #4 | Schniedel Castro | -0.37 | 67 | 62 |
| #5 | ☆ Fiftylaren ☆ | -2.88 | 42 | 50 |





