








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1647 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Ancient | 163 matches | ||
| Wingman | 122 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 119 matches | ||
| Premier | 118 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 90 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 88 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 80 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 62 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 59 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 104 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




132 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9571 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 24,102 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4387 | 18% |
| Smokes | 8174 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 5056 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 6485 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,615,714 of utility $174 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 7440 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mehnoy | 54% | 274 |
| #2 | CJ⛱ | 49% | 109 |
| #3 | Whisky | 44% | 147 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mehnoy | 54% | 274 |
| #2 | CJ⛱ | 49% | 109 |
| #3 | Whisky | 44% | 147 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mehnoy | 80 | 0.0164 |
| #2 | CJ⛱ | 11 | 0.0049 |
| #3 | Whisky | 2 | 0.0007 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Whisky | 299 | 0.11 | 7 min |
| #2 | CJ⛱ | 287 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| #3 | mehnoy | 83 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mehnoy | +3.05 | 77 | 36 |
| #2 | CJ⛱ | +0.95 | 70 | 57 |
| #3 | dioxyde ☣ | +0.50 | 60 | 39 |
| #4 | Whisky | -2.38 | 30 | 63 |





