








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1299 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 1168 matches | ||
| Esplay | 11 matches | 1,977 |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 87 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
12094 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 40,832 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 10246 | 25% |
| Smokes | 13336 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 7777 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 9473 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $4,146,129 of utility $158 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 666 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | roBain | 53% | 236 |
| #2 | firrelit0 | 53% | 324 |
| #3 | loll1pop | 51% | 295 |
| #4 | cnas | 50% | 171 |
| #5 | Legolasse Berghagen | 50% | 429 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | cnas | 50% | 171 |
| #5 | Legolasse Berghagen | 50% | 429 |
| #6 | Javiera | 50% | 347 |
| #7 | Λ |Ralf | 49% | 179 |
| #8 | Lite | 48% | 105 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Legolasse Berghagen | 7 | 0.0007 |
| #2 | loll1pop | 5 | 0.0008 |
| #3 | Javiera | 4 | 0.0005 |
| #4 | roBain | 2 | 0.0004 |
| #5 | firrelit0 | 1 | 0.0001 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Legolasse Berghagen | 1843 | 0.19 | 49 min |
| #2 | firrelit0 | 1282 | 0.18 | 36 min |
| #3 | Javiera | 943 | 0.12 | 25 min |
| #4 | loll1pop | 858 | 0.13 | 21 min |
| #5 | cnas | 532 | 0.14 | 17 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cnas | +2.27 | 89 | 62 |
| #2 | g0L | +0.58 | 73 | 64 |
| #3 | firrelit0 | +0.46 | 65 | 68 |
| #4 | loll1pop | +0.28 | 62 | 73 |
| #5 | Javiera | +0.17 | 61 | 65 |





