








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 557 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 87 matches | ||
| Faceit | 79 matches | ||
| Wingman | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2605 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,809 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3246 | 30% |
| Smokes | 3097 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 2192 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 2274 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $691,915 of utility $113 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 378 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cizzy | 74% | 19 |
| #2 | ✪xrii | 65% | 23 |
| #3 | Mr.NiceGuy | 63% | 24 |
| #4 | Sappy | 55% | 33 |
| #5 | fennec | 55% | 44 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RHINO360 | 5 | 0.0052 |
| #2 | fennec | 1 | 0.0012 |
| #3 | Sappy | 1 | 0.0014 |
| #4 | cizzy | 1 | 0.0026 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | xFloXii | 154 | 0.19 | 5 min |
| #2 | RHINO360 | 119 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #3 | Sappy | 97 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #4 | ✪xrii | 67 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| #5 | JustDR$ | 48 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪xrii | +2.70 | 87 | 58 |
| #2 | xFloXii | +2.36 | 77 | 70 |
| #3 | Sappy | +1.81 | 74 | 49 |
| #4 | FRANCISCOVSKI | +1.53 | 68 | 57 |
| #5 | JustDR$ | +0.84 | 84 | 60 |





