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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 170 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
992 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,412 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 606 | 25% |
| Smokes | 606 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 610 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 590 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $240,248 of utility $140 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 92 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Larsoharso | 100% | 5 |
| #2 | RyZZ ;^) | 53% | 15 |
| #3 | IT | Threyzii | 43% | 21 |
| #4 | IT | ZeroEgal | 35% | 23 |
| #5 | Entengang_444 | 31% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | RyZZ ;^) | 53% | 15 |
| #3 | IT | Threyzii | 43% | 21 |
| #4 | IT | ZeroEgal | 35% | 23 |
| #5 | Entengang_444 | 31% | 16 |
| #6 | ℭasper :Þ αƘα Mя. Ƙ𝖠υ𝘡 | 14% | 7 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | IT | Threyzii | 1 | 0.0024 |
| #2 | Entengang_444 | 1 | 0.0034 |
| #3 | RyZZ ;^) | 1 | 0.0034 |
| #4 | ℭasper :Þ αƘα Mя. Ƙ𝖠υ𝘡 | 1 | 0.0071 |
| #5 | Larsoharso | 1 | 0.0112 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | IT | ZeroEgal | 61 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #2 | RyZZ ;^) | 31 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #3 | Entengang_444 | 31 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #4 | Larsoharso | 15 | 0.17 | 0 min |
| #5 | IT | Threyzii | 10 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | miT231 | +3.87 | 78 | 62 |
| #2 | Larsoharso | +1.39 | 79 | 40 |
| #3 | RyZZ ;^) | +1.07 | 83 | 62 |
| #4 | IT | Threyzii | -2.69 | 41 | 30 |
| #5 | IT | ZeroEgal | -3.18 | 26 | 49 |





