








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 29 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 19 matches | ||
| Premier | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1454 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,154 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 730 | 23% |
| Smokes | 1091 | 35% |
| HE Grenades | 356 | 11% |
| Molotovs | 977 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $284,289 of utility $93 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fishsoup | 94% | 18 |
| #2 | 보리 | 92% | 13 |
| #3 | blackgoat1301 | 89% | 9 |
| #4 | ☭Kchi | 85% | 27 |
| #5 | ❀까망❀ | 82% | 38 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ☭Kchi | 5 | 0.0115 |
| #2 | ❀까망❀ | 3 | 0.0045 |
| #3 | Hojder | 3 | 0.0130 |
| #4 | LD | 2 | 0.0072 |
| #5 | Penguri | 2 | 0.0093 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ❀까망❀ | 192 | 0.29 | 4 min |
| #2 | ☭Kchi | 68 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| #3 | hosiiyo | 61 | 0.21 | 2 min |
| #4 | Penguri | 37 | 0.17 | 1 min |
| #5 | Jammïnee Cook | 34 | 0.05 | 0 min |





