








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 13 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 66 matches | ||
| Premier | 65 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




24 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2948 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,648 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1024 | 22% |
| Smokes | 849 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 1757 | 38% |
| Molotovs | 1018 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $576,087 of utility $101 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 27 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ʎʇᴉsou1ɯnƖ_ | 94% | 18 |
| #2 | ❀까망❀ | 82% | 38 |
| #3 | 맛뺑 | 81% | 27 |
| #4 | 공물수용가능성 | 79% | 52 |
| #5 | Kryshkovets | 78% | 77 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #14 | NiffJB | 68% | 22 |
| #15 | ShyboiiTobii | 65% | 52 |
| #16 | 410- | 65% | 17 |
| #17 | 김후추 | 64% | 25 |
| #18 | bappé | 63% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ShyboiiTobii | 7 | 0.0079 |
| #2 | Kryshkovets | 4 | 0.0027 |
| #3 | ❀까망❀ | 3 | 0.0041 |
| #4 | Jammïnee Cook | 2 | 0.0018 |
| #5 | 보리 | 2 | 0.0018 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kryshkovets | 357 | 0.24 | 10 min |
| #2 | ❀까망❀ | 217 | 0.30 | 4 min |
| #3 | blackgoat1301 | 212 | 0.23 | 5 min |
| #4 | 보리 | 198 | 0.18 | 4 min |
| #5 | dong | 118 | 0.21 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ❀까망❀ | +5.51 | 87 | 63 |
| #2 | dong | +4.23 | 93 | 58 |
| #3 | 보리 | +3.85 | 67 | 56 |
| #4 | ! | +3.66 | 70 | 52 |
| #5 | 김후추 | +3.59 | 86 | 61 |





