








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 344 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1310 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,427 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 733 | 21% |
| Smokes | 1027 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 540 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 1127 | 33% |
Our logs show you have wasted $720,632 of utility $167 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 14 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Blackhand | 20 | 0.0063 |
| #2 | Almtan | 5 | 0.0022 |
| #3 | f10w32 | 2 | 0.0016 |
| #4 | BRAVEHEART | 2 | 0.0023 |
| #5 | Seika | 2 | 0.0037 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Almtan | 297 | 0.13 | 6 min |
| #2 | Blackhand | 209 | 0.07 | 6 min |
| #3 | f10w32 | 189 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| #4 | Rex | 172 | 0.36 | 5 min |
| #5 | BRAVEHEART | 83 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pandaham | +5.85 | 46 | 29 |
| #2 | 我永远喜欢816 | +4.12 | 65 | 51 |
| #3 | f10w32 | +1.94 | 45 | 58 |
| #4 | SI9H | +0.57 | 53 | 47 |
| #5 | Rex | -0.64 | 50 | 62 |





