








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 42 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 106 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Faceit | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1059 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,300 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2070 | 25% |
| Smokes | 2460 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 1797 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 1973 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $254,866 of utility $71 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 9 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SirRub1nei | 71% | 14 |
| #2 | viN1b | 64% | 11 |
| #3 | ✪ Pintola | 53% | 32 |
| #4 | Owa ♖ | 53% | 57 |
| #5 | Wio | 50% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fúria | Gar z e r A | 8 | 0.0052 |
| #2 | Owa ♖ | 3 | 0.0028 |
| #3 | ☂ | 3 | 0.0035 |
| #4 | xavi :) | 3 | 0.0045 |
| #5 | Tolts | 2 | 0.0031 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fúria | Gar z e r A | 322 | 0.21 | 7 min |
| #2 | ☂ | 160 | 0.19 | 4 min |
| #3 | Owa ♖ | 141 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #4 | pir a t a | 108 | 0.20 | 3 min |
| #5 | Luke | 98 | 0.25 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fúria | Gar z e r A | +2.27 | 77 | 60 |
| #2 | Tolts | +2.20 | 80 | 54 |
| #3 | viN1b | +1.62 | 82 | 62 |
| #4 | ☂ | +0.93 | 86 | 63 |
| #5 | SirRub1nei | +0.62 | 56 | 75 |





