








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 483 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 225 matches | ||
| Faceit | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3888 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,415 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1990 | 21% |
| Smokes | 2410 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 2524 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 2491 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,080,972 of utility $153 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 70 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ๐๐๐๐ | 58% | 19 |
| #2 | Hux | 57% | 68 |
| #3 | BaKKeR | 55% | 93 |
| #4 | ADAMstalwart | 54% | 163 |
| #5 | krisiwhoever | 51% | 140 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Hux | 57% | 68 |
| #3 | BaKKeR | 55% | 93 |
| #4 | ADAMstalwart | 54% | 163 |
| #5 | krisiwhoever | 51% | 140 |
| #6 | Moist Wick | 50% | 76 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ADAMstalwart | 7 | 0.0020 |
| #2 | BaKKeR | 3 | 0.0015 |
| #3 | Moist Wick | 3 | 0.0019 |
| #4 | Hux | 3 | 0.0021 |
| #5 | krisiwhoever | 2 | 0.0007 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ADAMstalwart | 232 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| #2 | Moist Wick | 192 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| #3 | BaKKeR | 164 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #4 | krisiwhoever | 105 | 0.03 | 2 min |
| #5 | ๐๐๐๐ | 37 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tiha777 | +1.61 | 76 | 56 |
| #2 | krisiwhoever | +1.15 | 78 | 51 |
| #3 | BaKKeR | +0.28 | 41 | 52 |
| #4 | ADAMstalwart | -0.13 | 55 | 42 |
| #5 | ๐๐๐๐ | -0.68 | 30 | 58 |





