








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 42 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 36 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Premier | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
843 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,175 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 817 | 26% |
| Smokes | 818 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 842 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 698 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $255,053 of utility $128 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 10 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | Leixelz | 53% | 58 |
| #8 | tt0fi (⌐■_■) | 53% | 38 |
| #9 | T0IV3 | 44% | 32 |
| #10 | tinBB_ | 37% | 19 |
| #11 | JAMIx | 36% | 22 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Leixelz | 7 | 0.0058 |
| #2 | T0IV3 | 3 | 0.0045 |
| #3 | juusi | 2 | 0.0063 |
| #4 | JölletinPvP | 1 | 0.0016 |
| #5 | tinBB_ | 1 | 0.0025 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Leixelz | 153 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #2 | tt0fi (⌐■_■) | 140 | 0.17 | 4 min |
| #3 | tinBB_ | 61 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| #4 | T0IV3 | 34 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #5 | juusi | 33 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | juusi | +2.64 | 73 | 66 |
| #2 | Tatsab | +2.34 | 64 | 60 |
| #3 | XZALLU | +2.08 | 59 | 45 |
| #4 | tt0fi (⌐■_■) | +1.68 | 55 | 73 |
| #5 | JölletinPvP | +1.28 | 64 | 57 |





