








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 215 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




22 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1362 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,120 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 296 | 14% |
| Smokes | 720 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 467 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 637 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $309,264 of utility $148 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 391 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Twinkle | 4 | 0.0034 |
| #2 | slimgat | 4 | 0.0106 |
| #3 | itachi | 2 | 0.0062 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Goofyjupiter680 | 37 | 0.29 | 1 min |
| #2 | itachi | 23 | 0.07 | 0 min |
| #3 | OneTapWeedle | 15 | 0.12 | 0 min |
| #4 | slimgat | 11 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| #5 | crazydonut | 7 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Reis | +3.91 | 64 | 42 |
| #2 | OneTapWeedle | +1.34 | 74 | 64 |
| #3 | itachi | +0.18 | 49 | 36 |
| #4 | Goofyjupiter680 | -0.48 | 31 | 70 |
| #5 | slimgat | -0.65 | 25 | 22 |





