








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 804 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 442 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 119 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 38 matches | ||
| Wingman | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 21 matches | ||
| Faceit | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 43 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




80 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5290 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 32,382 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 10139 | 31% |
| Smokes | 7797 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 10787 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 3659 | 11% |
Our logs show you have wasted $876,401 of utility $50 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2085 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Scatter | 72% | 69 |
| #2 | Kenny_Racks | 56% | 117 |
| #3 | Kenny Racks | 50% | 144 |
| #4 | xTroubledxSoulx (Ladies Man) | 49% | 51 |
| #5 | Shasta Rocks | 46% | 127 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Shasta Rocks | 28 | 0.0105 |
| #2 | Fentanyahu | 14 | 0.0155 |
| #3 | Kenny_Racks | 6 | 0.0027 |
| #4 | Kenny Racks | 5 | 0.0017 |
| #5 | Scatter | 3 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Scatter | +5.44 | 68 | 68 |
| #2 | Kenny_Racks | +2.71 | 76 | 7 |
| #3 | TheFentanyl | +1.53 | 50 | 53 |
| #4 | Kenny Racks | +1.06 | 74 | 6 |
| #5 | Shasta Rocks | +0.61 | 74 | 38 |





