








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 551 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 276 matches | ||
| Faceit | 16 matches | ||
| Wingman | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 20 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3468 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,532 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1131 | 15% |
| Smokes | 2480 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 1614 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 2307 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,837,639 of utility $241 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 730 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | y0nE1337t0 | 63% | 40 |
| #2 | dramatiK! 侍 | 58% | 52 |
| #3 | m1st | 55% | 71 |
| #4 | Gatsby | 54% | 39 |
| #5 | Sneezy | 53% | 293 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | y0nE1337t0 | 63% | 40 |
| #2 | dramatiK! 侍 | 58% | 52 |
| #3 | m1st | 55% | 71 |
| #4 | Gatsby | 54% | 39 |
| #5 | Sneezy | 53% | 293 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sneezy | 18 | 0.0029 |
| #2 | m1st | 4 | 0.0027 |
| #3 | dramatiK! 侍 | 1 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sneezy | 869 | 0.14 | 20 min |
| #2 | m1st | 187 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| #3 | dramatiK! 侍 | 125 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #4 | Gatsby | 74 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #5 | y0nE1337t0 | 34 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dramatiK! 侍 | +1.51 | 79 | 70 |
| #2 | Sneezy | +0.47 | 75 | 59 |
| #3 | m1st | +0.45 | 56 | 58 |
| #4 | y0nE1337t0 | -0.24 | 49 | 68 |
| #5 | Gatsby | -0.78 | 63 | 48 |





