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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1350 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 246 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 61 matches | ||
| Wingman | 15 matches | ||
| Faceit | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 46 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




45 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3850 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,375 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1249 | 17% |
| Smokes | 2115 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 2344 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 1667 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,405,499 of utility $188 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 207 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 240KM/H Hamsterpeek | 53% | 34 |
| #2 | kassu | 53% | 240 |
| #3 | 240KM/H Monkeypeek | 50% | 24 |
| #4 | selmo_ve | 48% | 21 |
| #5 | | P1ku | Roba | 47% | 129 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 240KM/H Hamsterpeek | 53% | 34 |
| #2 | kassu | 53% | 240 |
| #3 | 240KM/H Monkeypeek | 50% | 24 |
| #4 | selmo_ve | 48% | 21 |
| #5 | | P1ku | Roba | 47% | 129 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | | P1ku | Roba | 35 | 0.0132 |
| #2 | kassu | 12 | 0.0024 |
| #3 | 240KM/H Hamsterpeek | 11 | 0.0155 |
| #4 | 240KM/H Monkeypeek | 4 | 0.0081 |
| #5 | selmo_ve | 3 | 0.0070 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kassu | 392 | 0.08 | 8 min |
| #2 | | P1ku | Roba | 203 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| #3 | 240KM/H Hamsterpeek | 65 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #4 | 240KM/H Monkeypeek | 43 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #5 | selmo_ve | 29 | 0.07 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 240KM/H Monkeypeek | +2.04 | 75 | 58 |
| #2 | kassu | +1.87 | 74 | 46 |
| #3 | J1minho | +1.12 | 75 | 47 |
| #4 | 240KM/H Hamsterpeek | -0.02 | 38 | 58 |
| #5 | | P1ku | Roba | -0.04 | 82 | 55 |





