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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 3 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 122 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 23 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1067 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,457 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 891 | 26% |
| Smokes | 493 | 14% |
| HE Grenades | 1165 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 908 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $778,387 of utility $233 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 642 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | J1minho | 48% | 21 |
| #2 | 2,8frag | 44% | 18 |
| #3 | STÖrsti | 36% | 11 |
| #4 | | P1ku | Roba | 35% | 95 |
| #5 | kassu | 30% | 66 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | 2,8frag | 44% | 18 |
| #3 | STÖrsti | 36% | 11 |
| #4 | | P1ku | Roba | 35% | 95 |
| #5 | kassu | 30% | 66 |
| #6 | Jonetski | 0% | 10 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | | P1ku | Roba | 23 | 0.0121 |
| #2 | kassu | 7 | 0.0053 |
| #3 | J1minho | 4 | 0.0093 |
| #4 | 2,8frag | 1 | 0.0029 |
| #5 | Jonetski | 1 | 0.0054 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | | P1ku | Roba | 168 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #2 | kassu | 89 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #3 | Jonetski | 42 | 0.23 | 1 min |
| #4 | 2,8frag | 36 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #5 | J1minho | 28 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jonetski | +3.92 | 61 | 63 |
| #2 | kassu | +0.91 | 71 | 47 |
| #3 | | P1ku | Roba | +0.89 | 79 | 56 |
| #4 | J1minho | +0.43 | 80 | 46 |
| #5 | selmo_ve | -1.47 | 33 | 43 |





