








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 112 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 305 matches | ||
| Wingman | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 16 matches | ||
| Faceit | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 46 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3977 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,437 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2809 | 27% |
| Smokes | 2282 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 2804 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 2542 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,276,283 of utility $144 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 163 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 3lite | 52% | 23 |
| #2 | TransGenderBender | 52% | 23 |
| #3 | Pena | 52% | 33 |
| #4 | Allu | 48% | 33 |
| #5 | Sveti | 46% | 26 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 3lite | 52% | 23 |
| #2 | TransGenderBender | 52% | 23 |
| #3 | Pena | 52% | 33 |
| #4 | Allu | 48% | 33 |
| #5 | Sveti | 46% | 26 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Allu | 4 | 0.0055 |
| #2 | Sveti | 3 | 0.0055 |
| #3 | 3lite | 3 | 0.0068 |
| #4 | Pena | 1 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sveti | 109 | 0.20 | 3 min |
| #2 | 3lite | 64 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| #3 | Pena | 55 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #4 | Allu | 49 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #5 | TransGenderBender | 23 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TransGenderBender | +3.07 | 79 | 41 |
| #2 | Pena | +0.74 | 82 | 58 |
| #3 | Obeliks | +0.05 | 77 | 58 |
| #4 | 3lite | -0.06 | 56 | 66 |
| #5 | Allu | -0.30 | 59 | 59 |





