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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 29 matches | ||
| Premier | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 21 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
445 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,823 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 565 | 31% |
| Smokes | 487 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 441 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 330 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $163,080 of utility $99 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 128 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | V1lmo | 52% | 60 |
| #2 | Myrkkykaktus (Kromax) | 50% | 18 |
| #3 | toot6fin | 40% | 5 |
| #4 | Tombstone | 33% | 6 |
| #5 | sants22 | 17% | 6 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | V1lmo | 52% | 60 |
| #2 | Myrkkykaktus (Kromax) | 50% | 18 |
| #3 | toot6fin | 40% | 5 |
| #4 | Tombstone | 33% | 6 |
| #5 | sants22 | 17% | 6 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | V1lmo | 2 | 0.0017 |
| #2 | Myrkkykaktus (Kromax) | 2 | 0.0058 |
| #3 | sants22 | 1 | 0.0078 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | V1lmo | 123 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #2 | Tombstone | 16 | 0.15 | 0 min |
| #3 | Myrkkykaktus (Kromax) | 15 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| #4 | toot6fin | 15 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| #5 | sants22 | 14 | 0.11 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | toot6fin | +6.97 | 62 | 63 |
| #2 | V1lmo | +5.60 | 75 | 56 |
| #3 | Tombstone | +3.10 | 57 | 64 |
| #4 | sants22 | +0.91 | 67 | 53 |
| #5 | jooeki | -3.19 | 27 | 56 |





