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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 529 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 21 matches | ||
| Premier | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1365 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,055 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 611 | 30% |
| Smokes | 613 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 381 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 450 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $721,885 of utility $303 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 127 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ICarryYouNoob | 63% | 8 |
| #2 | Myrkkykaktus (Kromax) | 60% | 10 |
| #3 | R1ghtRypy | 57% | 7 |
| #4 | jooeki | 52% | 60 |
| #5 | Huntsi | 50% | 12 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Huntsi | 50% | 12 |
| #6 | toot6fin | 46% | 13 |
| #7 | Tilaani | 44% | 16 |
| #8 | sants22 | 42% | 24 |
| #9 | brrrrrrrrr | 36% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jooeki | 2 | 0.0017 |
| #2 | sants22 | 2 | 0.0038 |
| #3 | Huntsi | 1 | 0.0036 |
| #4 | toot6fin | 1 | 0.0042 |
| #5 | Myrkkykaktus (Kromax) | 1 | 0.0051 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jooeki | 112 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #2 | sants22 | 50 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #3 | toot6fin | 40 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| #4 | ICarryYouNoob | 28 | 0.17 | 1 min |
| #5 | Huntsi | 26 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | toot6fin | +7.66 | 77 | 69 |
| #2 | V1lmo | +2.86 | 70 | 56 |
| #3 | brrrrrrrrr | +1.97 | 63 | 67 |
| #4 | sants22 | +1.95 | 66 | 70 |
| #5 | Tilaani | +1.93 | 77 | 59 |





