








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1272 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 778 matches | ||
| Faceit | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 22 matches | ||
| Wingman | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 88 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




40 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
11159 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 36,249 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 11158 | 31% |
| Smokes | 9792 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 7871 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 7428 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,934,283 of utility $138 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1032 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝔸𝕥𝕥𝕖. | 53% | 93 |
| #2 | Osku | 51% | 189 |
| #3 | M1k5uu | 51% | 196 |
| #4 | Walluntro | 50% | 70 |
| #5 | mummeli | 49% | 268 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Osku | 28 | 0.0071 |
| #2 | mummeli | 15 | 0.0027 |
| #3 | M1k5uu | 14 | 0.0035 |
| #4 | 𝔸𝕥𝕥𝕖. | 4 | 0.0021 |
| #5 | Walluntro | 2 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Osku | +2.15 | 86 | 61 |
| #2 | M1k5uu | +2.09 | 92 | 66 |
| #3 | 𝔸𝕥𝕥𝕖. | +1.95 | 71 | 57 |
| #4 | mummeli | +0.81 | 75 | 67 |
| #5 | 𝒔 𝒍 𝒐 𝒘 𝒆 𝒅 | +0.18 | 68 | 66 |





