








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 173 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Premier | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
568 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,196 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 531 | 44% |
| Smokes | 213 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 249 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 203 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $243,992 of utility $242 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 22 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | man i love fishing | 75% | 4 |
| #2 | Chipss | 64% | 14 |
| #3 | gobby | 61% | 28 |
| #4 | fugwicha | 58% | 31 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | man i love fishing | 75% | 4 |
| #2 | Chipss | 64% | 14 |
| #3 | gobby | 61% | 28 |
| #4 | fugwicha | 58% | 31 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gobby | 1 | 0.0018 |
| #2 | man i love fishing | 1 | 0.0133 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gobby | 76 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| #2 | fugwicha | 12 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| #3 | man i love fishing | 12 | 0.16 | 0 min |
| #4 | Chipss | 4 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | man i love fishing | +4.93 | 82 | 78 |
| #2 | gobby | +2.32 | 73 | 63 |
| #3 | pawjob johnson | +1.36 | 83 | 56 |
| #4 | fugwicha | +0.13 | 70 | 26 |
| #5 | Chipss | -1.87 | 25 | 40 |





