








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 42 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 140 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 19 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




27 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2323 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,198 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1727 | 33% |
| Smokes | 901 | 17% |
| HE Grenades | 1564 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 1006 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $319,174 of utility $87 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 156 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Einfach Besser | 80% | 10 |
| #2 | тωєєzу | 70% | 10 |
| #3 | Xplain | 60% | 10 |
| #4 | Deniise💜 | 60% | 10 |
| #5 | Agent 48 | 56% | 9 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | тωєєzу | +2.54 | 73 | 57 |
| #2 | lyroJ | +1.39 | 82 | 54 |
| #3 | ☻נєѕυѕ Ŀ♥νєs тнє αк47☻ | +0.23 | 76 | 60 |
| #4 | Twitchi | +0.15 | 69 | 61 |
| #5 | Agent 48 | -0.46 | 42 | 59 |





