








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 598 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 252 matches | ||
| Faceit | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 24 matches | ||
| Wingman | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4287 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,824 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1773 | 26% |
| Smokes | 2099 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 1412 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 1540 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,422,770 of utility $293 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 519 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LiFe2 | 69% | 62 |
| #2 | TW0_N1NE | 65% | 51 |
| #3 | 노수지 | 63% | 24 |
| #4 | baekgu花火 | 61% | 46 |
| #5 | Algebra | 59% | 56 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | hyp3r0ne_ | 59% | 34 |
| #7 | K-ON! | 57% | 77 |
| #8 | >☆☆|♡|☆☆< | 54% | 35 |
| #9 | Clutch or Gay ☁⚡ | 54% | 24 |
| #10 | 400km/s XANTARES PEEK | 54% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | K-ON! | 14 | 0.0091 |
| #2 | baekgu花火 | 8 | 0.0086 |
| #3 | hyp3r0ne_ | 8 | 0.0103 |
| #4 | LiFe2 | 3 | 0.0023 |
| #5 | TW0_N1NE | 3 | 0.0029 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LiFe2 | 414 | 0.32 | 8 min |
| #2 | K-ON! | 215 | 0.14 | 8 min |
| #3 | TW0_N1NE | 184 | 0.18 | 4 min |
| #4 | hyp3r0ne_ | 175 | 0.23 | 5 min |
| #5 | Clutch or Gay ☁⚡ | 173 | 0.35 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | baekgu花火 | +3.55 | 92 | 41 |
| #2 | 노수지 | +2.07 | 80 | 55 |
| #3 | hyp3r0ne_ | +1.86 | 81 | 66 |
| #4 | K-ON! | +1.55 | 84 | 50 |
| #5 | lesome | +0.94 | 76 | 41 |





