








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 183 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 572 matches | ||
| Faceit | 216 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 142 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 81 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 65 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 23 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
10752 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,228 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4337 | 25% |
| Smokes | 5961 | 35% |
| HE Grenades | 3074 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 3856 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $6,054,200 of utility $252 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 839 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 고양이장수 | 76% | 84 |
| #2 | neetr0 | 48% | 90 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 고양이장수 | 76% | 84 |
| #2 | neetr0 | 48% | 90 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 고양이장수 | 14 | 0.0090 |
| #2 | neetr0 | 3 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 고양이장수 | 261 | 0.17 | 8 min |
| #2 | neetr0 | 260 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 고양이장수 | +3.36 | 59 | 66 |
| #2 | Algebra | -0.13 | 63 | 41 |
| #3 | neetr0 | -0.35 | 72 | 50 |





