








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 634 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 316 matches | ||
| Wingman | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 47 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




129 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4659 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,062 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1939 | 18% |
| Smokes | 3780 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 2843 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 2500 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,265,267 of utility $140 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 291 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | metsavi | 58% | 38 |
| #2 | Vuorioinas | 53% | 49 |
| #3 | HK_MUILUTTAJA | 53% | 317 |
| #4 | JJ | 49% | 350 |
| #5 | user | 48% | 176 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HK_MUILUTTAJA | 61 | 0.0095 |
| #2 | JJ | 24 | 0.0034 |
| #3 | user | 24 | 0.0065 |
| #4 | Vuorioinas | 17 | 0.0167 |
| #5 | metsavi | 4 | 0.0048 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Eetub | +3.93 | 86 | 52 |
| #2 | HK_MUILUTTAJA | +1.35 | 72 | 53 |
| #3 | Vuorioinas | -1.25 | 72 | 54 |
| #4 | metsavi | -2.40 | 52 | 32 |
| #5 | JJ | -2.45 | 59 | 63 |





