








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 169 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 272 matches | ||
| Wingman | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




26 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2229 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,675 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3541 | 28% |
| Smokes | 4009 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 3103 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 2022 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $762,437 of utility $98 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 330 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HK_MUILUTTAJA | 50% | 239 |
| #2 | Eetub | 49% | 350 |
| #3 | user | 47% | 176 |
| #4 | Vuorioinas | 43% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HK_MUILUTTAJA | 50% | 239 |
| #2 | Eetub | 49% | 350 |
| #3 | user | 47% | 176 |
| #4 | Vuorioinas | 43% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Eetub | 96 | 0.0137 |
| #2 | HK_MUILUTTAJA | 43 | 0.0088 |
| #3 | user | 24 | 0.0065 |
| #4 | Vuorioinas | 10 | 0.0240 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | user | 595 | 0.16 | 13 min |
| #2 | Eetub | 454 | 0.06 | 12 min |
| #3 | HK_MUILUTTAJA | 365 | 0.07 | 11 min |
| #4 | Vuorioinas | 60 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Eetub | +3.92 | 86 | 52 |
| #2 | HK_MUILUTTAJA | +1.55 | 75 | 52 |
| #3 | Vuorioinas | -1.64 | 62 | 55 |
| #4 | JJ | -2.35 | 59 | 63 |
| #5 | user | -2.58 | 52 | 56 |





