








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 789 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 115 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 90 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 77 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 68 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 64 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




24 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4810 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,520 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2248 | 17% |
| Smokes | 6470 | 48% |
| HE Grenades | 2474 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 2328 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,651,494 of utility $131 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1804 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | [GSK] not see | 60% | 73 |
| #2 | Mystiik♘ | 53% | 115 |
| #3 | CALEB MARSH | 51% | 41 |
| #4 | Phantom | 49% | 35 |
| #5 | XpertLingerer | 47% | 187 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Phantom | +5.23 | 81 | 49 |
| #2 | Mystiik♘ | +3.25 | 66 | 53 |
| #3 | hopinthejon | +2.49 | 50 | 50 |
| #4 | SLUTTBOY JTtaco Vance | +2.13 | 48 | 45 |
| #5 | SLUTTBOY SMITTY | +0.77 | 34 | 49 |





