








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1143 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 180 matches | ||
| Wingman | 116 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 78 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 21 matches | ||
| Faceit | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 102 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7379 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,184 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3292 | 22% |
| Smokes | 4650 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 3460 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 3782 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,846,263 of utility $153 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 92 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jirof | 51% | 187 |
| #2 | lähiölerssi | 45% | 159 |
| #3 | Kääpeli Vörmy | 33% | 33 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jirof | 51% | 187 |
| #2 | lähiölerssi | 45% | 159 |
| #3 | Kääpeli Vörmy | 33% | 33 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jirof | 15 | 0.0040 |
| #2 | lähiölerssi | 7 | 0.0028 |
| #3 | Kääpeli Vörmy | 2 | 0.0027 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jirof | 696 | 0.19 | 16 min |
| #2 | lähiölerssi | 81 | 0.03 | 2 min |
| #3 | Kääpeli Vörmy | 76 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kimorasa | +3.29 | 84 | 55 |
| #2 | Kääpeli Vörmy | -0.80 | 25 | 75 |
| #3 | Jirof | -2.16 | 33 | 70 |
| #4 | lähiölerssi | -2.58 | 73 | 27 |





