








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 38 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 14 matches | ||
| Faceit | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1004 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,343 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 156 | 12% |
| Smokes | 453 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 565 | 42% |
| Molotovs | 169 | 13% |
Our logs show you have wasted $322,095 of utility $122 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | R4sklaat | 71% | 7 |
| #2 | PhilTipp | 65% | 17 |
| #3 | Gameancy | 65% | 17 |
| #4 | Linuz | 58% | 12 |
| #5 | Scravz | 46% | 37 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Scravz | 46% | 37 |
| #6 | 𝖌𝖔𝖉𝖘𝖊𝖗 | 40% | 10 |
| #7 | UnKn0wN_US3R | 31% | 13 |
| #8 | cg. | 14% | 14 |
| #9 | TrymoveNick | 13% | 8 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Scravz | 5 | 0.0069 |
| #2 | TrymoveNick | 3 | 0.0190 |
| #3 | PhilTipp | 2 | 0.0058 |
| #4 | Gameancy | 1 | 0.0030 |
| #5 | cg. | 1 | 0.0035 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PhilTipp | 63 | 0.18 | 1 min |
| #2 | Scravz | 60 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #3 | Gameancy | 55 | 0.16 | 1 min |
| #4 | UnKn0wN_US3R | 42 | 0.16 | 1 min |
| #5 | Linuz | 39 | 0.17 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TrymoveNick | +2.90 | 84 | 51 |
| #2 | PhilTipp | +2.82 | 81 | 65 |
| #3 | Scravz | +2.39 | 78 | 61 |
| #4 | Gameancy | +1.77 | 71 | 65 |
| #5 | 𝖌𝖔𝖉𝖘𝖊𝖗 | +1.71 | 94 | 54 |





