








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 475 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 310 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Faceit | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 170 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




40 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4890 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,253 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2335 | 18% |
| Smokes | 3626 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 4072 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 3220 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,377,603 of utility $108 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 206 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zer0 | 55% | 38 |
| #2 | Chrome | 52% | 115 |
| #3 | EMT | 52% | 89 |
| #4 | Axo | 50% | 44 |
| #5 | Yasratcha | 49% | 374 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kisni | +2.95 | 67 | 51 |
| #2 | Mr.Stepman | +2.83 | 57 | 27 |
| #3 | Chrome | +2.35 | 87 | 61 |
| #4 | Yasratcha | +0.23 | 64 | 55 |
| #5 | EMT | +0.09 | 44 | 36 |





