








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 495 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 146 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 54 matches | ||
| Wingman | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5343 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,644 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 155 | 2% |
| Smokes | 1771 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 3066 | 46% |
| Molotovs | 1652 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,990,638 of utility $185 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 338 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zer0 | 56% | 36 |
| #2 | Arctic Fox | 52% | 66 |
| #3 | MaveRick | 50% | 151 |
| #4 | Kisni | 47% | 115 |
| #5 | Yasratcha | 43% | 103 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kisni | 5 | 0.0022 |
| #2 | Yasratcha | 5 | 0.0026 |
| #3 | MaveRick | 4 | 0.0014 |
| #4 | Zer0 | 4 | 0.0059 |
| #5 | Arctic Fox | 3 | 0.0023 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kisni | +2.03 | 64 | 43 |
| #2 | MaveRick | +1.43 | 55 | 57 |
| #3 | Mr.Stepman | +1.38 | 54 | 28 |
| #4 | Zer0 | -0.12 | 54 | 58 |
| #5 | Yasratcha | -0.56 | 67 | 51 |





