








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 82 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 65 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Premier | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1437 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 394 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 78 | 20% |
| Smokes | 130 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 102 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 84 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $80,655 of utility $23 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 667 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | beatched | 63% | 19 |
| #2 | FoxSteak | 63% | 24 |
| #3 | anstandig | 54% | 87 |
| #4 | ED-E | 46% | 24 |
| #5 | pathselector | 44% | 61 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | anstandig | 54% | 87 |
| #4 | ED-E | 46% | 24 |
| #5 | pathselector | 44% | 61 |
| #6 | Val | 38% | 48 |
| #7 | Sarckus | 29% | 14 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pathselector | 29 | 0.0281 |
| #2 | anstandig | 7 | 0.0047 |
| #3 | Val | 4 | 0.0050 |
| #4 | FoxSteak | 4 | 0.0084 |
| #5 | Sarckus | 2 | 0.0078 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pathselector | 148 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| #2 | anstandig | 49 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| #3 | Val | 49 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #4 | beatched | 26 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #5 | FoxSteak | 15 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | c10ak3r | +4.87 | 68 | 11 |
| #2 | FoxSteak | +1.01 | 41 | 24 |
| #3 | pathselector | -1.12 | 61 | 23 |
| #4 | anstandig | -1.19 | 50 | 13 |
| #5 | Val | -2.99 | 25 | 22 |





