








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 562 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 87 matches | ||
| Faceit | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 28 matches | ||
| Renown | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 21 matches | ||
| Wingman | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Esplay | 4 matches | 2,297 | |
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




31 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4504 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,569 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1387 | 16% |
| Smokes | 2180 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 2358 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 2644 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $730,725 of utility $110 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 784 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | Puukkoanneli | 57% | 35 |
| #8 | vAALtsu | 50% | 28 |
| #9 | Nepo | 49% | 37 |
| #10 | compl1cated [ C ] ??? | 47% | 38 |
| #11 | vti | 46% | 39 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mäntynäätä | 212 | 0.24 | 4 min |
| #2 | compl1cated [ C ] ??? | 201 | 0.24 | 5 min |
| #3 | Nepo | 117 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| #4 | Jakeee | 113 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| #5 | kod2 | 113 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jakeee | +3.87 | 75 | 63 |
| #2 | kod2 | +3.25 | 85 | 60 |
| #3 | Lerppunen | +3.11 | 93 | 51 |
| #4 | kode | +2.15 | 88 | 65 |
| #5 | compl1cated [ C ] ??? | +1.69 | 83 | 71 |





