








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 347 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Office | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 14 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
658 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,799 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 212 | 12% |
| Smokes | 498 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 546 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 543 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $357,806 of utility $227 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 88 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Negan6 | 50% | 56 |
| #2 | PoggerFoxy | 42% | 24 |
| #3 | Ellit | 39% | 41 |
| #4 | boki | 25% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Negan6 | 50% | 56 |
| #2 | PoggerFoxy | 42% | 24 |
| #3 | Ellit | 39% | 41 |
| #4 | boki | 25% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ellit | 6 | 0.0075 |
| #2 | PoggerFoxy | 4 | 0.0089 |
| #3 | Negan6 | 3 | 0.0027 |
| #4 | boki | 1 | 0.0023 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ellit | 227 | 0.28 | 5 min |
| #2 | Negan6 | 27 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| #3 | PoggerFoxy | 25 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| #4 | boki | 5 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Negan6 | +2.13 | 80 | 51 |
| #2 | Rader | -0.85 | 71 | 39 |
| #3 | boki | -0.89 | 49 | 24 |
| #4 | Ellit | -1.40 | 41 | 61 |
| #5 | PoggerFoxy | -1.73 | 60 | 32 |





