








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 134 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 206 matches | ||
| Premier | 92 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2365 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,267 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 820 | 16% |
| Smokes | 1517 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 1070 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 1860 | 35% |
Our logs show you have wasted $649,395 of utility $97 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 57 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Negan6 | 53% | 53 |
| #2 | PoggerFoxy | 51% | 342 |
| #3 | Ellit | 48% | 61 |
| #4 | Rader | 25% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Negan6 | 53% | 53 |
| #2 | PoggerFoxy | 51% | 342 |
| #3 | Ellit | 48% | 61 |
| #4 | Rader | 25% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PoggerFoxy | 9 | 0.0017 |
| #2 | Ellit | 5 | 0.0042 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PoggerFoxy | 316 | 0.06 | 7 min |
| #2 | Ellit | 263 | 0.22 | 7 min |
| #3 | Negan6 | 65 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #4 | Rader | 14 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Negan6 | +2.12 | 66 | 51 |
| #2 | boki | +0.27 | 33 | 30 |
| #3 | Rader | +0.08 | 72 | 29 |
| #4 | PoggerFoxy | +0.05 | 46 | 33 |
| #5 | Ellit | -0.82 | 48 | 61 |





