








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 328 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 54 matches | ||
| Premier | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 39 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2035 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,464 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1510 | 23% |
| Smokes | 2279 | 35% |
| HE Grenades | 1549 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 1126 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $506,927 of utility $138 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 104 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | peufgeul | 67% | 12 |
| #2 | Dewdrop | 62% | 13 |
| #3 | | Aieclakx ☨ | 58% | 12 |
| #4 | ThurnaX | 54% | 78 |
| #5 | Alex -Sortifal- | 49% | 41 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | peufgeul | 67% | 12 |
| #2 | Dewdrop | 62% | 13 |
| #3 | | Aieclakx ☨ | 58% | 12 |
| #4 | ThurnaX | 54% | 78 |
| #5 | Alex -Sortifal- | 49% | 41 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ThurnaX | 2 | 0.0012 |
| #2 | Alex -Sortifal- | 2 | 0.0022 |
| #3 | Dewdrop | 1 | 0.0034 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Alex -Sortifal- | 248 | 0.27 | 7 min |
| #2 | ThurnaX | 213 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| #3 | peufgeul | 58 | 0.22 | 1 min |
| #4 | | Aieclakx ☨ | 24 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #5 | Dewdrop | 12 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dragonax | +2.97 | 87 | 72 |
| #2 | Dewdrop | +0.97 | 73 | 44 |
| #3 | Alex -Sortifal- | +0.74 | 85 | 71 |
| #4 | ThurnaX | +0.07 | 83 | 61 |
| #5 | | Aieclakx ☨ | -0.79 | 43 | 60 |





